The Secret Footballer’s latest two articles, ‘Dyke’s quest still begs questions’, and ‘Racist ‘revelation’ plumbs the depths’, were written after each of England’s successful qualifying matches last week.

There’s hardly a sniff of a clue on TSF’s identity but in the latter of the two articles TSF plants his own clues about the identity of the player who leaked the Roy Hodgson space monkey joke. The Secret Footballer says he knows who it was but can’t say it directly and has instead left “all the clues … in one sentence in the article”.

So who do you think it is? So far comments on the original article speculate that it may be Rio Ferdinand via Chris Smalling, Michael Carrick or Danny Wellbeck. Any further comments on TNSF (The New Secret Footballer) before we get back to the original one next weekend? Post them below!